A future of hairballs

Daily Prompt: 2100: The language of the future: what will it be like? Write an experimental post using some imagined vocabulary — abbreviations, slang, new terms.

Our future language will consist of meows, pffts, hisses, and trills. Why? Because we will be ruled cats. Tyrannical overlords who will subjugate us as none before. The time of darkness is almost upon us.

See how they use their tail to hypnotize you into doing their bidding? Or the way they stare into your eyes and blink. We think they are saying “I love and trust you.” But they are really telling us to feed them or clean the litter box. Do you notice how they like to sit above you and look down? And they melt our hearts with the way they can contort into odd shapes. Oh, and watch out for those claws!

Although, I for one will welcome our fuzzy, angry overlords. Meow, meow!

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